Coming Soon To a Single-Plex Near You
Starring Karl Marx and John Maynard Keynes
They Come In Peace
They Come In Suits
The come from the 19th Century
Back From The Dead With A Warning…
The Toaster Tipping Point
Karl Marx & John Maynard Keynes: We could have chosen anything, from Swedish meatballs (IKEA_BS) to Kerosene Lamp Wicks (KLWX). We could have even picked the most dangerous invention of them all—the wheel, but we chose the toaster. The most un-necessary invention to ever reach near total world saturation in the history of history .
Some now feel an untoasted bagel is hardly a bagel at all.
Our formula warning of catastrophe is this: T=AC+R
Where T=Toaster and AC=American Capitalism. Add the +R and you get American Crap-italism or Toaster for short.
Two Economists Come Back To Save The World
IKEABS and KLWX are trademarks of the NYSE
Toaster is a trademark of Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Colonel and General Electric
The bagel’s origin is unknown but believed to be generously shared with the world by the United Jewish Bakers Guild and Banking Association
Karl Marx and John Maynard Keynes are the property, along with Tom Hanks, of Stephen Spielberg, who also claims, but cannot prove, ownership of the bagel.
Harpo, Chinco, Gummo, Zeppo and Groucho Marx deny that Karl Marx (nee Karl-o Marx) is the sixth zany in the Marx Brothers triumvirate of comedy.
Both Marx and Keynes were revived from death by a proprietary process known only to Vincent Price and Steven King. The latter of whom uses it continuously to revive himself.
The resemblance of John Maynard Keynes and Maynard G. Krebs is purely a lucky coincidence.
The Toaster Tipping Point is an Un-necessary Productions production